Shituation

A REALLY Shitty situation.

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.

by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.

Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.

by Team Asunder February 22, 2011

sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

now that is a sticky situation!

by BBBBob October 28, 2006

Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010

win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se

Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/

by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010

shituation

when a situation is shit

shit man that is a shituation !

by lauren charm September 28, 2010

Situationship

A toxic rehab relationship characterized by leaving the facility against medical advice, and relapsing together. After a short run fueled by crack cocaine and liquor, they return to the same facility to star the cycle over.

“Mark and Juliets situationship didn’t work out again”

“What!! That’s the third time”

by Tygunnin April 10, 2021