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The Spaniard

An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.

Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.

Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.
I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.
by TheSpaniard87 March 7, 2007
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spanish moss

Long pubic hair hanging down from the labia majora. Taken from the long wispy vegetation that hangs down from tree branches.
A common nude photo: a woman from behind, with hair falling down her slightly arched back, and spanish moss backlit through her slightly spread legs.

When the sun shined through her dress, it was obvious she wasn't wearing panties... I could see her spanish moss.
by iiams September 10, 2005
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spanita

holy shit, california is filled with spanita's.
by wonderwomen1234567890 March 16, 2009
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Spanita

Describing a woman or group of women who are of Spanish descent and usually very attractive.

The word originates from the word Señorita and Spanish Chick.
Joe: Holy smokes , did you see them Spanitas back there? They were smoking.
Mike: Sure did, gosh it feels good to be in Spain.
by ridenv June 9, 2022
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spanktignation

The impotent fury beheld by anyone who has been spanked by someone much bigger than they are. Usually accompanied by a tingling sensation in the nose and thoughts of murderous vengance.
The village idiot trembled in righteous spanktignation after his session with the Stick of Gimmon.
by Chandra42 January 17, 2007
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Spanditard

Form of insult to describe someone as being of low intelligence
Mike: 'What did you say John? You forgot to bring the beer to the party? Oh man...your such a spanditard.' Used mainly in Limerick, Ireland.
by Fifibooboo April 5, 2009
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spanktabulous

(adj.) The hot, elated feeling one has from an overwhelming laugh or from a spankin' good time. Can be the opposite of ridonkulous. A high-level of amazing with the intention of believability combined with the drama of being fabulous.
She had a spanktabulous week: fresh ideas, hot looks, and exceptional moves.

I laughed so hard! What a spanktabulous good time!

That was the most ridonuklous dinner ever! Overpriced and didn't even taste good. We should try the spanktabulous place across town tomorrow night.
by JJSlim July 10, 2009
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