your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

soiled it

Soiled it is an alternative statement to killed it, but for when soneone really kills as joke and it's just no funny anymore, therefore creating an awkward moment.

Person A: Volvanoes in Icelands, what's next earthquakes in Tesco!
Person B: Yeah and tsunamis in Sainsbury's!
Person A: Soiled it.
(awkward moment created)

by jamesjimmy July 4, 2010

Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008

skizem

To have madcow skills in a certain area

You wish you had these skizems!!

by PookeyBear April 26, 2005

sozegasm

To have a sudden realization so shocking that you drop what you are holding, named for the moment in The Usual Suspects when the detective drops his coffee cup after realizing that the man he has had in his custody all along was Keyser Soze.

When Kevin realized he had left porn on the screen of his office computer, he had a massive sozegasm and coffee splattered all over the floor.

by Fartmonger July 11, 2009

soiyer

A supercilious fairy who enjoys spending time making thrones out of raw meat. Her magical powers include, but are not limited to, conjuring a cheeseball out of thin air, waterbending (specifically in and out of one's vagina), can transform any object into a fuzzy peach, and splitting souls. Be warned, they devour souls if you get on their bad side. Puts the cream in cremation. You will ne able to identify a Soiyer by the sudden uncontrollable urge to sing (especially the song "Elephant eating a stick"), her blonde hair, long torso, and impeccable fashion sense. Soiyers are very smart, and can use that advantage agaist you. If a Soiyer is fond of you then you are one lucky person.

"Yo dude, I'm pretty sure that girl over there is a Soiyer"
"Yeah dude, that girl is a goddess"

"Soiyer likes to talk about her designated pooping time"

by deadbarbie June 4, 2018