soiyer

A supercilious fairy who enjoys spending time making thrones out of raw meat. Her magical powers include, but are not limited to, conjuring a cheeseball out of thin air, waterbending (specifically in and out of one's vagina), can transform any object into a fuzzy peach, and splitting souls. Be warned, they devour souls if you get on their bad side. Puts the cream in cremation. You will ne able to identify a Soiyer by the sudden uncontrollable urge to sing (especially the song "Elephant eating a stick"), her blonde hair, long torso, and impeccable fashion sense. Soiyers are very smart, and can use that advantage agaist you. If a Soiyer is fond of you then you are one lucky person.

"Yo dude, I'm pretty sure that girl over there is a Soiyer"
"Yeah dude, that girl is a goddess"

"Soiyer likes to talk about her designated pooping time"

by deadbarbie June 4, 2018

Soimer

An incredibly bad morning, following what quite possibly could have been the greatest night of your life.

After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.

by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009

Soiler

One of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. Typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. Each volume of personal waste often has the soiler assume a feigned apologetic air.

"Oh for God sake, busy-bowels is at it again. Filthy little soiler" - Soiliceli: A Mother's Horror Story.

"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool

by Pierre March 3, 2005

panty soiler

Low down dirty slang term for a woman.

The boy's night out was fun until those panty soilers kept begging us to buy them drinks.

by earlsgarage September 5, 2005

soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.

This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.

by gnostic1 April 21, 2011

soiler

A person who has just soiled their underwear. This term will usually replace their name for many years after.

Me: Soiler, do you remember when you crapped yourself?

Soiler: ................

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

sonyer

The one how play with a PlayStation. They think their PS are the best console in the world and its game are the best ever. They use to be stupid, ignorant, casuals player and... stupid (again)

<sonyer> I hate nintendo! PS2 is the best console ever, f***c you nintenfan!!
<nintenfan> stfu you retarded.

by ulon October 25, 2004