soccermomlian

Of or relating to soccer moms.

You may think your purchase of that minivan is simply practical, but others view it as soccermomlian.

by Steve December 10, 2003

Soccer Geek

When guys typically high schoolers/College students live to talk about soccer at all time regardless if it's winter or fall it doesn't even need to be soccer season. Soccer is the only thing on their minds.

Rafael is such a soccer geek all he does is speak of soccer.

by Hijab March 11, 2011

Soccer Mom

A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered

Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..

by .u January 17, 2020

John Carrol Boys Soccer Team

Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS

INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team

by BlakeMizeLover February 4, 2022

soccer

Another name for football. not a very good one...

Its FOOTBALL!! get the name right!

by manutdfan4life February 13, 2005

Soccer

A stupid term that stupid people (mostly americans) use to call FOOTBALL, the REAL definiton of this sport.

It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).

American fag: I wonder why soccer is so much cooler than our sports.

Normal human: It's called FOOTBALL, you wothless piece of trash! Get the hell outta my sight!

by striker675 June 4, 2005

Soccer-dog

(noun or verb) With CapriSun in hand, while eating orange slices, a man goes doggy-style on a woman over the age of 40 (or a genuine soccer mom of any other age). Upon climax, the man releases himself and empties the remaining content of his CapriSun on the woman's back. For added bonus, orange peel remains are also thrown while shouting "YOU'VE BEEN SOCCER-DOGGED".

To fufill a lifelong childhood fantasy, Bill soccer-dogged Jane.

by Nathan Brauer October 21, 2004