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j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
by provider44 January 16, 2010
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Eastern Shore Ferrari

A large jacked up truck (could be Chevy, Ford or Dodge) that young teenagers to middle aged rednecks think are Ferraris.

You can spot these by the trucks being jacked up way higher than they need to be (these pieces of shit can't get out of their own way, much less drive over another vehicle like the owners claim they can), they have loud exhaust that is so loud and raunchy, you would think it was the sound of a Chevy and a Ford fuckin a Harley Davidson in the asshole. This is due to glass packs usually, because they need the motor to sound tougher than a 302, 305 or the shitty V6 most of them have.

You can also spot these misguided idiots spinning wheels in the rain, because they don't do much any other time.

You can typically outrun these vehicles with something as fast as a 94 or up Corolla. The only reason most win a race is because they floor the gas next to you and the loud exhaust sounds so horrible and redneckish, it jolts your brain with visions of sisters screwin brothers, people with teeth missing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the assrape scene from the movie "Deliverance".

The F40 of these tirds are the ones that backfire like a shotgun. This results in making the other owners of these vehicles very aroused!

The ones that have neon lights inside or out and have the gay L.E.D. strip on the bumper are motherfuckin Enzos!!
Person 1: My truck could run over your little Civic!

Person 2: That Eastern Shore Ferrari? Be realistic, it could only run over curbs and deer!
by Peevedtodeath October 19, 2010
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Jersey Shore

a show with a cast of retarded phrat boys and girls who make italians ashamed to be italian
Jersey Shore: Pauly D., Mike"the situation", Snooki, Vinny and others
by Dr.Insano May 10, 2011
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Shore Boy

An all round fantastic bloke who is so humble, kind, and respectful that it's hard to understand why they wouldn't be everyone's favourite person on the whole planet. Get yourself a Shore boy ladies xx
Person 1: Shore sucks
Person 2: You're just saying that because you're jealous and all Shore boys are clearly superior to you in every way
Person 1: Yeah, you're right. I just wish I was as good as those Shore boys.
by surely not November 6, 2019
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Slore

n. originally a combination of "slut" and "whore"; however, the word is now mostly used to describe obnoxious suburban girls that, though they have never engaged in sexual intercourse, begin to act like nymphomaniacs after imbibing a beer and a half.
Matt: "Did you hear about Sara and Olivia last night?"
Aidan: "Yes, I heard they voided their bowels from all three orifices."
Matt: "Fucking slores."
by Reggae Boy March 22, 2011
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Pauly Shore

Unfunny comedian who makes you want to slap him....hard. Every movie he made after "Encino Man" should be taken out of print and burned!
Chrissy Lou: "Did you hear that Pauly Shore died last night?"
Donna K.: "There really is a Goddess and she has answered my prayers!"
by Donna K. April 27, 2003
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Slore

A cross between a Slut and a Whore, but since it is two negatives it equals a positive. A Female who is so hot you would risk catching an STD by nailing her.
Dude, that Slore is definitely worth chlamydia.
by L mother fuckin F March 22, 2009
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