saimere

Overly Trim ahh boy No sherm in him at all chat

simo: i got a iphone i js cant bring it to school
saimere: :rofl:
jordan: i want dat cunni baby

by cunny boy November 23, 2024

SHIMMER SPHINCTER

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.

My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.

by MiniThick January 1, 2025

Shimmerize

to make a thing shiny

I shimmerized the car

by HuysChannel89 January 21, 2026

Shiser

A word used to call something or someone thats disappointingly bad and could have been fixed.

This game is shiser.

by Morgan Brigg January 31, 2026

shamerock

An imaginary token to give someone to make sure they know they should feel shame

Dude, you’re not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day, one shamerock for you.

by Craigmil March 17, 2025

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 8, 2009

the shimenstein

When you make your girlfriend sit on the ground naked and you make a fake cross country ski action with your penis in and around her mouth, essentially throat fucking her while practicing for the birkie. To alter this to a shimenzstein, simply finish the act by eating chocolate cake out of her ass.

"Dude so when she finally came to lacrosse I caught her off guard with the shimenstein while she was drunk. Needless to say, I fulfilled her caloric intake for the day."

by poopoopat January 19, 2010