Shannon Schaefer 

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

Shannon Schaefer by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

shannon riley 

an assassin who kills little kids

I'm about to go Shannon Riley up in here

shannon riley by Snipe August 24, 2017

Shannon 

Shannon is a GUY. He usually has blonde mop hair. He is very irish like his name. He is easily distracted and is very crazy. He is little and precious and a bit of a princess at times. He makes very funny faces and ruins photos. He is somewhat good at sport but he isn’t the biggest player on the team. He likes dogs (who doesn’t) and carrots. He is a bit of a wimp and is scared of silly things like bugs, spiders and the dark. But he is nice...

Sometimes.

sometimes he’s really annoying and you want to slap the silly out of him.

Shut up shannon

What u mean shannon u make no sense

Shannon get back her u need to vacuum your room! (He is bad at chores)

Shannon by Bañaña April 21, 2018

shannee 

Shannee is a great friend with a whacky sence of humour but is always able to be serious when it's needed. She always finds the coolest mobile games that she can't stop talking about and that's fine because of the way her face lights up with a smile that you would do anything to protect. When she gets her heart stuck on something she never gives up and will do anything to succeed.

TEACHER: Shannee needs to focus more on her work and stop talking about that cat game

FRIEND: sensei if Shannee worked any harder the world would collapse in on itself

shannee by MC owo lord April 7, 2019

Shannon 

A good and quiet person, most people with the name Shannon are short.

Hey Shannon why are you so quiet?

Shannon by TheBEAST1781 May 2, 2019

Shannon 

Usually a chunnky guy, likes food, red hair, freckles and very pale. Despite people telling him he's fat, he believes he's not only very good looking but also very fast.

"Shannon Yo gimme a piece of that."

"I'm actually a good looking guy." (ugly)
"All the girls love me." (ugly)

Shannon by Patrice Drake June 5, 2019

Shannon 

A word used by two stupid idiots as an inside joke over the course of many years

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Shannon by RealPinwheel May 14, 2020