Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Selma

She is super kind and beautiful and so cute 🥰

Selma is the best girl in the world

by Youssef Alaa el Batran October 8, 2020

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 4, 2015

mindless self indulgence

a band from NYC whos members constantly yell in the faces of old people and stomp on babies.

Mindless Self Indulgence is so cool, they would fuck your mom.

by booger August 17, 2003

self-conscious

1. excessively aware of being observed by others.
2. conscious of oneself or one's own being.

Jamie is so self-conscious, she doesn't realise how great she is.

by ah-gra-agam September 26, 2008

Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.

This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.

by Mr.Dinoman October 19, 2015

Self-diagnosed

Someone who 100% definitely has some sort of mental disorder simply because they say they do. Any attempts to quash this will be immediately shot down since nothing beats a self-diagnosed 14 yr old with mobile service.

Billy: Dude I am self-diagnosed with depression
Jake: No you're not
Jake proceeds to die since he has angered the mob of 14 year olds

by loolololollololoolo69 March 25, 2019