Sexurity

Sexual security.

"I have a boyfriend now, which means I also have sexurity."

"Plan B gives me sexurity."

by MMMira January 24, 2014

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Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.

"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."

by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014

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Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016

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