Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.

Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.

by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022

hot cocoa sampler box

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

Samuel

Sam is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, kind, hilarious and so much more. He's an awesome person to talk to and is always where you need him. People are drawn to him. He can sing too! Really well. Even when he tries to sound bad he still ends up sounding amazing. My Samuel is awesome and I am so lucky to be his friend!

I saw Samuel kissing Santa Clause.

by kysters<3 February 1, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a great guy who will win his way to your heart. Samuel is a great role model and usually plays cards all day long. Samuel will also give you great advice but isn't as good at texting back.

'Hey did you see that guy talking to Ariana'
'Yea his name is Samuel he's an angel'

by 🙈💕me💕🙈 February 7, 2019

Samuel

Sam is one of the cutest, sweetest, funniest, and caring guys ever. He is very understanding and doesn't take things too seriously, especially when something goes wrong. He is respectful and has good values. Sam is strong, athletic, and good at sports. When he talks to you, your heart will beat so fast. When he looks at you, all you'll want to do is gaze into his eyes and hug him for five minutes straight. Being around him makes you feel like you're on top of the world. When you're with Sam, time ticks away. Being with him for two hours feels like five minutes. Leaving Sam will make you feel incomplete and missing him every second. If you know a Sam, keep him around because he is so special. I'm telling you- he is different than any other guy you will ever meet.

Katie: "Hey, who's that cute guy hitting aces on the court?"
Brooke: "Oh, him. *sighs* That's Samuel (Sam). I've had the biggest crush on him forever."

by girlwithathoughtcloud June 8, 2019