saladin 

This man lived up to the Islamic morals and character which are rarely ever mentioned in today's media (since the Media king is Berg-er-king!?). Simply put this man did things in battle which you would never do. Islam teaches love & tolerance, mercy and compassion, YES it does, and Media shows you what it wants you to think about this faith of submission to God.

Crusader says to Saladin "Christians butchered every single Muslim within these walls when they took over the city". Salahdin says "I am Saladin, Saladin Ayub..I am not those people, you have my pardon"

saladin by Tigerz April 14, 2006

salad shaker 

when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly

"You're the best salad shaker in town!"

salad shaker by Eth@n1012 February 27, 2018

The Perfect Salad 

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016

Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.

My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.

Cobb salad by hello19572000 March 14, 2011

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

Salad Sandwich by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

the salad glove 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

the salad glove by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

Throws Salad 

A baseball pitcher that doesn't throw with much velocity, and instead relies on a lot of off-speed/breaking balls. The reference is to the "Salad Shooter" appliance that, despite the action-oriented name, lightly spews out lettuce, carrots and other salad ingredients.

Aw man! That guy's pitching tonight? He throws salad...he couldn't strike ME out!

Throws Salad by xxxcubs November 6, 2015