Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Sacktula

Sacktula - (noun) an item thats primary use is to remove balls from the side of the leg. First popularized by mexican immigrants in the late 1980's. workers in southern Arizona contributed to the widespread popularity. The term "sacktula" was coined in san fransisco by a Juan Poblano. His attempts to market and sell the item as gag gift showed little success.

Hey Carlos, its so hot, i need a sacktula.
Hey Juan, quit whining like a little bitch.

by Christopher Llyod July 1, 2010

Sackatron

Pertaining to the area surrounding the testicles, and a person who is acting in such a manner.

Sean and Adam are such sackatrons!

by Ahurst1201 May 4, 2011

saclet

A sac where you can purchase milk. Milk can come in saclets. Yes that is weird. I understand. Saclets are like boobies (jiggly and full of milk). Milk saclets jiggle and make cool swooshing sounds. You can drink right from the saclet. Hell ya saclets for the win!!!

Im thirsty. Better go get the saclet!

by dancer47 November 5, 2013

Sackton

A term to be used for someone that you would normally call, say a Bell-end. A Sackton is a wrinklier, uglier version of a Bell-end.

"Hey Sackton, stop being such a bell-end!"

bell-end British tosser wanker cock

by BLEV November 22, 2013

sackstache

Testicular hair. Often a source of pride for Millennials unable to achieve a proper ironic mustache.

Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.

by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016