Bug in a Rug

When you are getting sucked off by a bald woman, you jiz on her head and put her wig back on.

That bald woman was sucking me off so I gave her a bug in a rug.

by Dkfusion November 3, 2008

rug burn

A rigorous handjob performed upon a male as the female rubs his erect penis through his blue jeans' barrier.

Yo son, i heard you got a bad ass rug burn the other night.... that sucks.

by DideeDuo April 15, 2009

sheepskin rug

When you t-bag someone with an undercut

"We should sheepskin rug his head"

by musical9insanity May 20, 2017

rugged guy

A guy that does above the minimum to keep up his appearance.

Michael does a good job keeping up his appearance. He clips his toenails and fingernails with clippers. When his girlfriend Jasmine asked him "why don't you just file your fingernails with a filer?" Michael replied, "I don't know how to do all that. I'm a rugged guy "

by 10M😍😗😘😙☺20,12,4,8,6,12 August 29, 2017

persian rug

something white PTA moms use to make their suburban home look more “ethnic”

“wow! look at this new persian rug I just bought colby! doesn’t it make it look more... vibrant?!”

by craZyneons February 13, 2019

rugged bia

a bia thats rugged

by anus October 7, 2003

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020