Robert Rickert

stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.

old classmate: robert?

robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:

old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!

by jaszo July 19, 2009

Emma Roberts

milf

Emma Roberts is a milf

by hosieendgame April 10, 2021

Rupert Murdoch

The "billionare tyrant" media mogul who built a world-wide media empire out of just a few Australian newspapers. Founder and CEO of NewsCorp, the parent company of such broadcasting networks as FOX and Sky. While he has not broken any monopoly laws, he has through skill and cunning managed to bypass them to control huge portions of the media in such countries as India and Australia. Unquestionably right-wing, he has made no secret that his networks are made to "promote his values." It's not like it's a secret, though many would have you believe otherwise.

Also of note: He is the arch-nemisis of the pencil-thin moustache wearin', traitor-banging, moody American media mogul Ted Turner who owns the city of Atlana including the Falcons, the Braves in addition to such cable networks as CNN, TNT, TBS and TMC among others. He once challanged Murdoch to a pay-per-view boxing match which the entire world (myself in particular) would love to see.

I share his birthday too: March 11th.

You started with a mere one dollar and managed to control most of the western world? Bravo, Jimmy. You're a regular Rupert Murdoch.

by kwashia February 3, 2005

roberto

Someone who is rude, kind of a jerk, but also sweet, funny, smart, and usually off limits by someone else. Can be particularly mean to some people, especially the friends of his future girlfriend, but still is considerably charming and chivalrous.

1) Roberto is such a jerk, but I can't help but like him!

2) Why do you like Roberto? He called your friend a bitch!

by mina_love August 12, 2009

Rupert

Rupert is basically your man, he has balance of his mates who he has a great time with and his love life, extremely musically talented, sad on the inside but covers it up with comedy and never opens up, he is sweet, funny, good looking, charming and cares for everyone, he tries to get along with everyone and is extremely tolerant, he has no racist, homophobic or bigoted views and is generally a wonderful guy

Guy:Where is everybody
Girl:they're all chillin with Rupert

by Triciawithavengeance September 18, 2012

Rupert Grint

Cute red haired teen who plays Ron Weasly in the Harry Potter Movies. He likes to play guitar, draw/sketch, and try to ride the unicycle...

People who think Rupert Grint isn't hot need to LAY OFF! He's cute in his own way!

by Madysen April 22, 2007

Roberts

The Roberts family are absolute legendary, they are amazing and sexy. Smart and intuitive, except they get crazy. They are rich and wealthy, they like their tea strong.
We are probably Welsh too.

“Crickey, he rich as a Roberts”

by Monica Foloola Geller October 20, 2019