Ralph-collar

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.

A man walks by with an uneven collar

James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.

Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.

by rhralphcollar September 13, 2009

ralphrim

When You give a rimjob to someome as they are ralphing into the toilet

The best cure for a hangover is a good ralphrim

by chichi09 December 1, 2009

regphobia

1) Afraid to smoke regs, otherwise known as average bud

2) Fear of taking a regular photo of yourself (i.e odd angle, weird color)

1) "Yo i got that ill regphobia. After that shitty high last night, all i'll ever smoke is kush"

2) "Laura has regphobia, every photo of herself has to be altered. what a tool"

by Pyrone Queerenbarg January 25, 2010

Ralphul

Like "ROFL", rolling on the floor laughing, its how you pronounce "rofl" rofl=ralphul

that was so funny, im ralphuling!!!!

by momo_peach November 21, 2010

Ralph "the eye" C

Ralph C is a hardcore fighter, He could be found working in a town called Babylon on Strong Island. He's better known by his nickname "THE EYE" this is because he's known for bitching people out by giving them the eye. He actually forced the softest kid he worked with in the meat department to QUIT. He knows how to make his money! And being a cashier isn't his only or main way to make bread but more of a cover up as an excuses on where he makes his income! He's known for having all of his boys back and has never gave bad advise.

Ralph "the eye" C was doing throw backs when he saw a softy in the meat department grilling him like he's big, so Ralph gave this kid "THE EYE" and the kid got shook and QUIT!

by MM99 December 19, 2010

ralph sutton

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.

WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time

by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011

Ralph Óene

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."

"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."

"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."

by André Nymous May 14, 2013