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Retarded Slut

The retarded slut had sex with 6 men, what a retarded slut.
by AmateurDickRider October 22, 2020
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Retarded cunt

This is most commonly relating to an actual idiot. Someone that is too scared to be out-benched because he’s proper weak.
Person one: ‘Have you seen what camron brown did?’
Person two: ‘Omg he’s a retarded cunt’
Person three: ‘agreed
by andrewpedrycz on insta October 31, 2020
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Retarded Strength

1. Possesing an abnormally amount of strength given a small size.
2. Being as strong as a mentally retarded person, even though they are not mentally retarded.
3. Mentally retarded people are abnormally strong, so don't mess with them
1. I can't believe little Billy was able to lift up that piano all by himself, he must have retarded strength.

2. I was'nt able to stop Billy from kicking my ass because of his retareded strength.

3. Billy's mother does'nt keep a jack in the car, because Billy has Down's Syndrome. He has enough retarded strength to lift it up so she can change the tire.
by Ba Fangoo November 23, 2009
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retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.
And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Retarded llama

is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock
by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005
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retarded bomb

1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.

2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.

3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.

2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."

3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
by Chumbucket October 25, 2006
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retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.
josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
by youwantme23 January 23, 2011
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