A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!
Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...
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A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.
I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
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Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!
Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!
Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!
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Get the Interplanetary Numeric Processor mug.Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.
"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."
"Dude, you're disgusting."
"Dude, you're disgusting."
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Get the NEBRASKA FOOD PROCESSOR mug.The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.
Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.
guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?
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