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well a procel has a very explicit definition. A procel is commonly a guy that is seen as a loser, or a wuss, or a tet, or a dork etc. Procel is a term used mostly in spanish. But Procel has also other meanings. You can say someone is a procel when they gather most of this caracteristics:
-wears pants tight in the bottom and above the waist
-wears rare shoes like O3 brand or other weird shows
-wears tight jackets that have the name of the country they think they belong to, which may be actually true because they may look like that.
-are fat and have very clear skin, and usually have blonde hair and blue eyes, for which they may think they're attractive.
-drive red cars giving ride to all the characters they can and while driving they stare stupidly at the sky, this one's simply incredible
-they have a though and dumb voice and like to speak fast and saying many things in sexual connotations
-they may actually be homosexual
-procel is just a term to describe males
-have such big cheeks, a birthmark in one, and a round face
-they speak majorly about sexual stuff, and have that 'perverted' look when they're happy and chillin with their mates
-procels usually smell their hand constantly, and then they smell the other one, this is seen more commonly when those dorks are nervous, or anything, oh ah and of course when they are smelling their hand (or otherone's) and you stare at them, they stop doing it, or even look for a more private place to do their thing alone. Just everyone that knows a procel probably thinks a procel's hand smells like shit or something,. Man, procels are such nasty characters.
Hey wtf!! look at that guy, he's smelling his hand in such a weird way, ohh look again, he's now smelling the other one, he's such a procel.

Dude, have you seen this dork, he dresses with tight trousers in the bottom, and every day wears those fuckin stupid australia jackets, what the heeck with that procel!!
procel by Friendly one July 3, 2006
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Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful’
Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022

Porcelain Doll

A ‘Porcelain Doll’ was made in the late 1860s. Up to that time, dolls made of porcelain were all referred to as china dolls.
‘That Porcelain Doll Looks Haunted. .’

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pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.
I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.
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Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.
Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator
Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012
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