coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.

Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"

by swimyes October 24, 2011

the notebook problem

when you go into a store and see a notebook and even though you have like 20 empty notebooks at home, you still buy it because you have a stationary obsession

i think i have the notebook problem

by highfunctioningsociopath July 24, 2014

You got a problem with coach?

Used for when you have a problem, usually with an authority figure.

Yo Ty, you got a problem with coach?

Nah fam he’s annoying tho

by Rythegoodguy October 5, 2018

dick sucking problem

A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.

jenna has a dick sucking problem

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

First World Problem

Complaining about missing the season for a fully paid trip

CptFlowers don't know how good he got it and he should feel bad about his first world problem.

by MEDD_K October 14, 2019

guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

by powerful guy May 4, 2019

Problem

A Female's boyfriend

Whats good ma? How long have you been with ya problem?

by Brath November 6, 2004