I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

feminist peer pressure

when women try to guilt trip men into fixing feminist issues.

women asking for equal pay in sport is feminist peer pressure.

by Babakiddy August 23, 2023

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

pumpkin pressure

Being pressured to change your twitter profile to match a Halloween theme

In October the pumpkin pressure is really annoying

by jh5g April 19, 2018

counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

Peer pressure

Trying to get somebody to do something based on what everyone else is doing, thinks is safe, or thinks someone should do.

Most people wear masks, and some think that peer pressure, or even something worse than peer pressure (like deaths) is going to change the way somebody else does things, especially if peer pressure convinced them to put on a mask.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020