Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.
She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
by pottie mouth September 11, 2011
Get the Spam-Porkingmug. by Thecheesedoodle February 2, 2009
Get the Pork demonmug. by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010
Get the Pork dustmug. by CC 123 April 24, 2007
Get the Pork Pullermug. When one member of a one night stand fully intends to leave immediately after business, without the other knowing.
Tony: So I heard you and Laura got together last night? You seeing her again?
Faz: Oh, no man. Just a pork and walk.
Faz: Oh, no man. Just a pork and walk.
by delta tee June 19, 2009
Get the Pork and Walkmug. Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.
John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.
Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.
Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.
by Clareeeee October 21, 2005
Get the Pulling Porkmug. by basileus May 30, 2006
Get the pork rollmug.