Ex-Plainin'

When an ex of your current boyfriend tells you about their relationship and what he did wrong or right.

Person 1: Oh, I'm dating Brian.
Person 2: What!? He's a bad kisser.
Person 1: Thanks for the ex-plainin'.

by Sammie817 March 10, 2009

homo plaintextus

An early form of lesser-evolved human being known for its use of primitive tools such as plain-text emails.

Jack: "I just got an email from John. Can you believe that Homo Plaintextus sent it in plain text?"
Jill: "Are you kidding? And he sent it from Hotmail? Obviously a very early example of the species."

by El Pulpo Guapo August 17, 2015

Great Plains

The time it takes for the fourth (or fifth) week to take when you're on monthly salary!

Thank Fuck for PAY DAY! I had to cross the Great Plains this week!!!

by Insphire November 8, 2018

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

Pleasant plains middle school

A place where if you mess around in class, then Mrs Miller will give your whole class a lunch detention. But, she only does this because she has no one else to eat with and will feel lonely without the students

Mrs. Miller is a teacher at pleasant plains middle school and she is lonely so she’s gives out many lunch detentions.

by Gooo awayyyyyy August 31, 2019

White Plains

The Best town in Westchester. Has Dunkin’ Donuts after Dunkin’ Donuts. Has the best Baseball teams and has the great stepinac football team. Has juniors that already have a d1 college basketball offers. And u also can’t forget the 14u hit n run team🤩

Tom- I’m going to a party later
Jerry- where?
Tom- white plains!? Duhh

by Ur moms son October 20, 2019

Peter Plain

The most boring person you've ever met.

Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.

by b1b1b4b4 February 8, 2020