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Situationship

When your each others 2nd strings - one goes to jail one retains the others property- the one gets out of jail and by default enters into a sItuationship.
Dont be confused i dont love you this is a situationship at best.
by bish'what June 19, 2021
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Loose Loose Situation

When a situation is incredibly loose.
let the other person know u don't want n e thing 2 do with the situation it's a loose loose situation
by diemer October 2, 2010
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smile-smile situation

A situation in which two people both find themselves smiling at something said from one to the other.

Similar to a win-win situation.
Girl: You're cute
Boy: No you're cute
Girl: ahh that made me smile
Boy: that made me smile too
Girl: looks like we found ourselves in a smile-smile situation
by maeee. April 13, 2011
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ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.
Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019
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Sticky Situation

The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.

(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)
John: Did you hear about Vinny?

Mike: Nah, bro what happened?

John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.

Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.
by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010
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Situationship

Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.
There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.
by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019
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Ghetto situations

Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.

Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.

Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008
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