After taking a large poop, the act of not wiping and allowing the poop to dry and get crusty, followed by the sensation of having the top of a pineapple in your asshole is known as pineapple butt.
Man, Chipotle was out of toilet paper. When I got home, I had a bad case of pineapple butt
I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.
I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.
by johnny pineappleass November 02, 2012
by Admiral Poppinfresh August 23, 2010
Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good
by I like pineapple on pizza July 14, 2020
When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!
A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"
B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"
A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"
A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
by S Pocka March 17, 2010
Intro
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P
Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!
Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!
Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P
Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!
Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!
Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
by Hopefully funny September 06, 2017
The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
by xBungleBee June 30, 2018
-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.
2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair
3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza
-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.
5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.
2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair
3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza
-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.
5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.
2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.
3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?
4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.
5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.
3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?
4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.
5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
by Mysterious Fruits December 03, 2009