Pineappled

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

Pineapple

Spongebob's house

Spongebob's house is a pineapple, under the sea...that makes sense!

by Nitrotopia April 4, 2017

Pineapple

What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?

I like pineapples

by CoupsFTW November 10, 2011

Pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019

Pineapple

A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.

The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.

by saxen49 June 17, 2012

Pineapple

A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.

New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"

by Rupert Shackleton August 4, 2014

pineapple

cum sweetener

damn i need some pineapples if i’m getting head

by blaatina December 8, 2018