Peyton Bambach's are outstanding girls who are not afraid to show the people who's boss! She'll kick your ass if you threaten her or her friends. She can be shy at first, but once you get to know her she'll be your best friend! Their are a few people who beg to differ, but their just missing out on life. Sometimes she can be a total asshole, but she mainly just wants to be herself. If your lucky enough to know a Peyton, chase after her until you are very close to her, like never letting her go close.
Guy 1: Man, she's such a badass.
Girl 1: Dude, that's my friend.
Peyton Bambach: You talkin' 'bout me? Bitch you better run.
Girl 1: Dude, that's my friend.
Peyton Bambach: You talkin' 'bout me? Bitch you better run.
by LlamaQueen2005 May 16, 2018
Get the Peyton Bambachmug. A lovely young man with many friends and very funny. Bad at art but being a a pillar of emotional support for his friends makes up for it. Not popular but it's better that way
by Why do we exist May 30, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. by anonymous February 9, 2022
Get the peytonmug. Peyton is a handsome man and he loves football and knows how to treat his girlfriend and friends right even if he’s really annoying and weird he’s one of the best people you can meet
Damn there go Peyton
by Neon a December 29, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. An ugly bitch who will constantly make fun of you for not having something thats on brand and an ugly bitch who takes your best friend and gets pissed off when your bsf chooses you!!! And that is on !!!!!!!PERIODT SIS!!!!!!!!
girl 1 Babe that girl is such a peyton shes trying to steal Olivia from me
boy 1 What let me go talk to her quick ill be back
girl 1 okay
girl 2 (peyton) hey hottie
boy 1 sup cutie wanna go out on a date sometime
girl 2 of course tonight @ 8
boy 1 of course
girl 1 babe wanna go on a date tonight @ 8
boy 1 of course! luv ya boo
girl 1 luv ya to boo!
boy 1 What let me go talk to her quick ill be back
girl 1 okay
girl 2 (peyton) hey hottie
boy 1 sup cutie wanna go out on a date sometime
girl 2 of course tonight @ 8
boy 1 of course
girl 1 babe wanna go on a date tonight @ 8
boy 1 of course! luv ya boo
girl 1 luv ya to boo!
by Ugly apple September 30, 2020
Get the Peytonmug. In most cases, you'll either find a football player or some liberal who screams "black lives matter". Alas, this Peyton is a woman who will make your heart melt when you lay your eyes upon her. She's a brunette, but insists she dyes her hair the same shade of dislike red as Rick Perry's "Strong" campaign ad from 2012. She is ever so nice, and she is never one to look horrible, no matter how many cup's of custard she may have from Rita's Italian Ice, or how many pairs of sweatpants she has. She never holds a grudge, and she always knows how to make you day better. Take her to Hoagiefest in Allentown PA and she's yours forever. Buy her an enormous amount food from the dollar store, she'll love you forever. All that food does seem nice, but what seals the deal is your hoodie. Give her your most valued hoodie, and she will love you to death. Peyton's are a rarity these days among these "Musical.ly" fuckgirls and townie whores. Peytons are strongwilled, but will ask for your help if she needs it. She will make you laugh to your heart's content. If you find someone like this, ask her if her name is Peyton, nine times out of eight, it is.
One time, Peyton and I had a deep discussion about my past in particular. I opened up about the emotional and mental abuse my ex-girlfriend put me through, and she kept my head up, despite her being almost a foot shorter than I am, and she said that she would never do that to me, and for once I believed her.
by HawkFrost48353 June 15, 2018
Get the Peytonmug. by Suck me May 14, 2018
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