Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)

"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.

Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.

by C_W November 2, 2007

Peanut butter soldier

Scott B. Gaston

YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?

Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks

Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!

by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008

Ricky the peanut

A very salty character whos head was replaced at birth by the KP clang. salt for hair.

Hey, look it ricky the peanut and where is the salt falling from ohh yes it's Ricky

by urwin May 2, 2008

Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 6, 2009

Panus

When a penis is detached from its regular place and reattached where the anus is thus creating an extention called a panus bringing a whole new meaning to buttsecks.

Byron: Dude I had buttsecks with a panus
Daniel: A panus?
Byron: yeahh an ass penis!

by Lilo-Pkster July 9, 2010