Parthonkity

Mentally Unstable man with unstable decisions. Says he has friends but none of them are known to human kind. Addicted to online video games. Usually bad at language arts, and has decent skills in everything else. Always cheats on assignments because is too distracted to do it himself. Hot indian man with glasses. pulls 0 girls and 17 boys. good person overall!

Get off your phone, stop being such a parthonkity.
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Path to success

No- Hey, it wasn't intended to be pushed as a path fo success. It was intended to be evidentiary of the fact that under the right circumstances it's incredibly easy to be wildly successful. I said it and I was correct.

Hym "No- It was never intended to be an iterable path to success. I said 'You're not special for succeeding. It actually wouldn't take much. You have to do this, this, and this under theses circumstances. Easy 200 million. It's not complicated.' The REAL message you're trying to prevent from spreading is exactly that. That the success aren't special. They're barely culpable in their own success. Circumstances CAN be changed. And sometimes it can take as little AS READING A FUCKING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND RADICALLY PROPEL YOU TO SUCCESS."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Wall path

When somebody goes on a rant using their facebook status. Applicable to things such as twitter as well.

Jenny ****: every person has there day and your number is gonna be up soon believe you me

(See 5 posts saying the same thing about someone being fucking pissed at someone and using their facebook to express it)

Usage: Oh crap, Jenny's gone on a wall path at someone again.

by uniquenamegoeshere September 19, 2010

Double Path Logic

Occam's Razer

If there is only a single path through a maze, there can not be branching paths.

Originates from the Corridor of Time community project of Destiny 2 Lasting from 1/14/20 -(TBD) by the group of Dead end checkers and Brute force pathing of the maze.

could be considered a spin off the religion of the "Sword Logic" of the Hive.

AmazingBrick- "hmmm.:
Shuri- "Double Path Logic!"
Domo- "Double Path Logic!"
nntb-"It's impossible, double path logic"
AmazingBrick- "oh shit"
Metamorphyse - "silence"

by Domo4448 January 20, 2020

Off The Beaten Path Head

Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.

That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.

Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.

by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009

Acute Pathogen

Street slang for full blown AIDS.

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!

by bamoozle May 14, 2011

Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019