Parthonkity

Mentally Unstable man with unstable decisions. Says he has friends but none of them are known to human kind. Addicted to online video games. Usually bad at language arts, and has decent skills in everything else. Always cheats on assignments because is too distracted to do it himself. Hot indian man with glasses. pulls 0 girls and 17 boys. good person overall!

Get off your phone, stop being such a parthonkity.
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"

Parthonkity by anonymous March 30, 2022

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Parthonkity

Mentally Unstable man with unstable decisions. Says he has friends but none of them are known to human kind. Addicted to online video games. Usually bad at language arts, and has decent skills in everything else. Always cheats on assignments because is too distracted to do it himself. Hot indian man with glasses. pulls 0 girls and 17 boys. good person overall!

Get off your phone, stop being such a parthonkity.
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"

Parthonkity by anonymous March 30, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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