Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

by H-Jew July 26, 2014

Pasta and Lobster

A phrase that's used to refer to white boys who give black women princess treatment.

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Do you like pasta and lobster?"
GIrl 2: "Sure! I like 'em a little country too."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "I'm in my pasta and lobster era"
Girl 2: "I might enter mine too. I want a soft life, I'm tired of struggle love"

by hughhefnerapologist May 15, 2024

Alessio de pasta

A specific kind of fishy pasta that is poorly cooked🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ewww this is such an Alessio de pasta moment bruh😒🫱🫱

by mcquacken13 December 7, 2023

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

soggy pasta

Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.

You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.

by Dead boo December 16, 2017

Pasta Water

Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.

He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.

by RecklessPessimist January 5, 2024

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

by TheRealApoc January 17, 2025