da big ones

big buldging often retarted ball sack which ejaculates orange acidic liquid.

man that dudes got da big ones... gewww

by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007

ones noogs

a word used in many different ways, only meaning something to those who are game. This word may be highly difficult to understand for those who are not game.

Billy Bo: "hey jimmy! can i get a ones noogs?"
Jimmy: "Ones noogs!"

2nd example:

Frank: "hey Big D pass that chicken ones noogs"
Big D: "well a shmyes ones noogs"

by shaftlong August 2, 2004

ones and fives

What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.

1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.

by Another guy stuck in Lodi April 26, 2004

Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

Unsheathing Ones Balls

Removing the layer of skin surrounding the testicles

Unsheathing ones balls is both a blessing and a curse.

by bill clinteron December 11, 2019

onemanlan

Worlds #1 masturbator.

There can be no example of perfection, only the true model of it.

by J00 J00 the monkey November 8, 2003

onewaystreet

one of the interesting blog's and site's ive seen, i command you to go here NOW.

go to onewaystreet.org

by lica July 23, 2003