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Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
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Glass Nigger

A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.
Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"
by I say ni- January 6, 2021
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glass witch

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))
1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch
by butterpat April 21, 2015
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skin glasses

The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.
Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.

I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.
by boricuahippie September 7, 2015
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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
by Zeener26 May 30, 2022
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glass eff

When you're in a formal situation and can't show someone the finger so you correct your glasses with it showing that to the person
He was destroying my arguments in the debate so I repeated glass effed him until he committed noobicide.
by TheCla$hster December 31, 2015
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Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.
The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.
by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021
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