Conor Oberst

a pretty freakin' brilliant boy until lately when he became mainstream and sucky.

ah, 'tis the tragic demise of conor oberst.

by thehipster April 18, 2005

Obeast

one who, although being any degree of overweight, possesses a large amount of muscle tissue, enough almost to excuse the presence of fat.

yeah, he weighs 235 but that guy is obeast.

by Masric January 24, 2010

Cyber-Obesity

cyber-obesity or C.O. for short, is that pure lazyness of a person having received a forward e-mail saying to send it to 20 people. it results in that forward not being forwarded along.

Randall sent me a forward about being friends forever and it seemed pretty difficult to read, and my cyber-obesity got the best of me, and i deleted it with out passing it on.

by Brandon 21 June 11, 2007

obese

Insanely cool or impressive.
Alternative to phat.

His new high-tech fishing rod was obese and set him apart from the fishers with their flimsy, old fashioned rods.

by flatsybatsy April 18, 2005

Morbidly-obese

Offensive in a very cruel and unforgiveable way!

Son 1: "I fucking hate you! Your just a stupid whore! You've never done anything right! I feel like vomiting when I think that I could have come from you! WHY DON'T YOU JUST JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!!!"

Mother: *cries*

-------------------BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SON 1 Dies*

Son 2(shooter): "People with such morbidly-obese intentions don't deserve to live."

by Louis*aka Masta Killa* February 16, 2008

conor oberst

over-hyped (particularly by emo girls), egotistical, talent-lacking singer/songwriter who has to be butt fucked by every critic with praise

'Hey have you heard of Conor Oberst?'
'Who the hell hasnt?'
'Isnt he BRILLIANT?'
'No.'

by HeartsofOak May 14, 2005

Obese Leader Horse

An overwieght horse seen on the Langley Grammar School, Psychology room whiteboard, leading herds of antelope away from Legolas.

"All hail Obese Leader Horse!"

by Twizt June 27, 2004