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Definitions by thehipster

Wind Tunnel 

When someones microphone is of poor quality and produces a horrid sound to the ears that can cause deafness and loss of ability to hear in hd
Dude are you sure you got a new mic, you're wind tunneling
Wind Tunnel by TheHipster July 18, 2016
the incorrect abbreviation for independent. it's freaking indie, morons.
l0lzz i m s0000000 indy
indy by thehipster April 18, 2005

Conor Oberst 

a pretty freakin' brilliant boy until lately when he became mainstream and sucky.
ah, 'tis the tragic demise of conor oberst.
Conor Oberst by thehipster April 18, 2005

republican 

a moron.
there are some moderates, but most are right-wing biased idiots who are biblethumpers.
ah, a republican. what an ignoramus.
republican by thehipster April 18, 2005

biblethumper

an idiotic fucker who condemns all atheists and other non-christians to hell, despite the fact they don't believe in one. how thick can you get?
oh no! you don't believe in god! i need to save you, being the moronic biblethumper that i am!
biblethumper by thehipster April 18, 2005

high fidelity 

the best movie ever.
seriously, it's a brilliant masterpiece with john cusack starring as mixtape master rob gordon, the owner of championship vinyl, a record store.
watch it.
now.
high fidelity by thehipster April 18, 2005
one who listens to indie music, has good taste, and delves in ironic snobbery.
hipster = my heart. <3
hipster by thehipster April 18, 2005