Son 1: "I fucking hate you! Your just a stupid whore! You've never done anything right! I feel like vomiting when I think that I could have come from you! WHY DON'T YOU JUST JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!!!"
Mother: *cries*
-------------------BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SON 1 Dies*
Son 2(shooter): "People with such morbidly-obese intentions don't deserve to live."
Mother: *cries*
-------------------BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SON 1 Dies*
Son 2(shooter): "People with such morbidly-obese intentions don't deserve to live."
by Louis*aka Masta Killa* February 16, 2008
To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.
If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces
If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces
My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 04, 2006
Adj(combined with an adverb!):
Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.
Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.
by Surazal February 01, 2004
by fetus foot November 09, 2019
by Bobo November 12, 2003
What others describe your mother as.
by germantapwater October 05, 2021
Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(
by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022