dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014

Johnny Quasar

the early name for Jimmy Neutron in the very first pilot.

have you seen some footage of "Johnny Quasar?"

by orblooc June 29, 2017

johnny junior

He is funny And makes you laugh but sometimes Is overprotected. He is takes care of you and haves a lot of opinions and sometimes annoying. Play or hangout with him and he will make you happy.

Johnny junior is so nice but talks a lot

by Anonymous boy in young blood September 18, 2020

johnny vindicator

when you name a vindicator Johnny in minecraft, he will attack everything

I'm gonna make a johnny vindicator to get rid of that pesky minecraft cow.

by meowykitty March 23, 2021

Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice.

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020