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you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
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NEEDY

To be needy is a guy who needs attention no matter what the cost. A person that dosen't have much confidence and will bug the living shit out of you just for a little attention. They are always suspicious, aggravating and generally become troublemakers.
That guy sonny is so needy. Get away from her fly.
by needy guy January 10, 2008
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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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needless to say

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).
by Wite Vagina Finda January 19, 2010
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needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.
It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.
by Bobbit May 30, 2006
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we need to talk

your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you
heyy baby we need to talk
by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003
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We need to talk

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.
by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004
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