mumey

Guy from Baltimre who Pimp shit upp, with his huge cock and extremeely good looks

Your fucking right doggy

by God#28 August 5, 2004

Freddy Krueger Mummy

Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.

This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.

by Lockmastr June 2, 2010

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

mimsy

An friend either made of air or some sort of cuddly toy you see as a good friend.

If you vote for me, I'll show you my mimsy.

My mimsy is extremely friendly.

My mimsy likes you.

Let me just run that past my mimsy.

by Shez May 13, 2005

Yummy Mummy

Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.

That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.

by S.Bear..& Baby November 25, 2010

Mugsy

An annoying ass mother fucking dog that shits the entire house. This mother fucking bitch needs to burn in hell. It is extremely fucking obese. this is an abomination of nature that needs to be put out of its pointless fucking life.

Mugsy is a fat-ass mother fucking dog.

by Renscada May 21, 2013

mummy poo

when a mother poos out of her ear right into her childs nose and then the child is aroused by the poo, the child then farts into the mothers mouth then causing her to lick her child all over!!

Omg.the other day my boyfriend/girlfriend did a mummy poo to me..it was sooo hot!

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008