myspacefucked

The act of being emotionally fucked over by another individual via calculated changes or posts made to a social networking site.

1."He does not even have to call me to fuck with me. He just myspacefucked me!"

2. Profuse crying "I can't believe he changed his relationship status to single!" Whimper, sniffle "And he put his ex as his first friend!" Wailing,...Long pause "Wow! I just got myspacefucked!

by CC2009 January 14, 2009

Myspace Wisdom

When you are in need of something thoughtful, cool, and snappy to say to anyone else, you would go to Myspace to see if anybody had posted some Myspace wisdom.

Usually comes in handy for a forum, maybe a signature, Or a topic title.

Jane: Awe, Jeff, I just got some sweet myspace wisdom, "When one door closes another door opens, but we being so young tend to always choose the path that seems the easiest... We are all just lazy-ass bums."

Jeff: That's a good one.

Jane: Well get off your lazy ass and get my laundry!

by SMLILEGNA February 22, 2009

MySpaceAge

The age that people claim they are on MySpace or Facebook

Hey you know that hottie I met at the bar last night?

Her "MySpaceAge" is 31, but my bartender buddy saw her driver's license. He says she's really 42

by Tojo Moko July 2, 2009

MySpaceiphile

An old guy who stalks, flirts with, adds, or requests pictures (nude)or otherwize of underage girls.(anyone under 18) (on myspace)

Dude look, he's like 30, he's got all these 15 year olds on his profile, what a MySpaceiphile!

by PDX^1911 May 9, 2009

MySpace couple

Two people on MySpace, Facebook, or any other related social networking site that have the same settings on each others' profiles. i.e. a boyfriend and girlfriend having the same pictures on their profiles.

"GAH! John and Racheal are a MySpace couple! I sent "do you want to go out tomorrow night" to Racheal thinking it was John!

by Fhadso May 26, 2009

MySpace relationship

A relationship where the couple dated for a few weeks or days. It lasts for a few weeks, maximum 2 or 3 months.

Person 1: I really liked them, but it was a MySpace relationship..

Person 2: A what?

Person 3: It lasted a few weeks, we dated for like 4 days.

Person 2: Sad.

by VJH August 6, 2012

Myspace

Once a virulent epidemic of America, where anorexia and suicide were not uncommon biproducts. Once upon a time, it was a less-than-magical place for middle and high schoolers were lonely males could drool over pictures of partially naked and extremely self-conscious slutty females. Emos became more emo. Girls became anorexic, and both guys and girls became suicidal. It was, in itself, a pretty good social networking medium, but has long since been abandoned. The few people still on it spend most of their time cursing Mark Zuckerberg and trying to get over their middle school experiences in the early 2000's.

Emo Guy on Myspace: Hello? is there anyone I can try to emotionally relate to out there?

Myspace: An unexpected error has occured.

by Iodinea July 28, 2012