March 4

Love yourself day!!!!

Rose: oh it March 4th I don't really love myself but I have to.

by Livolivialivvy January 15, 2022

MARCH 10

DO ANYTHING FOR A GIRL DAY , if its ur bsf , gf , ur sister , U GOTTA DO IT FOR THEM IF THEY WANT A HUG GIVE THEM A HUG.

girl : its march 10th

Boy : oh yea wha u wanna do?

girl : u want ur credit card :)

by pxloco March 9, 2022

March 14

National kiss your girlfriend day

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

marchionese

It means to march in a large crowd, stepping on peoples heads. It can help overcome brain damage. It always allows your dogs to “Ahh moma bell momaa.”

grrrrrrrr I will marchionese on you!!

by bootycrack69gigi April 16, 2022

March 25th 2020

The day when it all went wrong...

Me: Dude do you remember march 25th 2020?
Them: Bro I wish it never happened

by 8diedd July 10, 2022

March 27

My BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨WOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow did you hear it was Quincy’s birthday today??
No
It’s MARCH 27th

Ohhhh ya she’s a bad bitch

by BAD BITCH Q August 12, 2022

Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016