Monika Rosenthal

A very hot lesbian with almost massive boobs, and a girl i love verrrrrry much. c:

Did you see Monika Rosenthal raping Anna Beckett's mouth in the hallway today? She's so fucking amazing, Anna's one lucky son of a bitch.

by AnnaBeckett September 15, 2009

monkaphant

a monkey and an elephant that breed and have a baby. It has fur all over its body, eats bananas, and has hands like a monkey. It has a large body and big ears like and elephant.

Oh My Monkaphant; Holy Mother Monkaphant!, ect.

by Princess Sarah June 20, 2007

Monk Phase

A synonym for a refractory period, Monk phase is the recovery phase after a (primarily) male orgasm at which it is impossible to have another orgasm. While refractory phase is a broad and scientific term, monk phase indicates the immediate lack of arousal that follows an orgasm.

Dave: I tried to ejaculate in my mouth once, when monk phase hit me I had the biggest regret ever.
Jack: Dude!

by Luminc January 2, 2012

Monika Lewinsky

The best thing that ever happened to President Clinton.

Bill Clinton: I love my wife Hillary
Monika Lewinsky: What about me?

by thecrazycatten March 29, 2020

Monkery

An act of foolishness that results in popularity.

I got a girlfriend by making a monkery of myself.

by The Some December 7, 2020

funkay monkay

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey

Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!

by bokcheelo January 13, 2003

full monk

A radical, permanent transformation undergone by a person, characterized by adopting a life of asceticism, self-denial, lack of material possessions, solitude, and frequent meditation. Unlike your average run-of-the-mill monk, a full monk never showers, shaves, or grooms. They abandon personal hygiene all together. Full monks usually lose touch with reality and hold a variety of bizarre delusions. They often become hermits in remote wilderness or raving doomsayers, predicting the apocalypse on public street corners. Most full monks adopt a strict vegan diet, although some may also consume small insects and microorganisms such as fungi and algae.

"Dude... what's up with Dan? He's starting to creep me out."
"Idk man... he disappears for days at a time and I don't think he's showered in weeks. All he talks about is universal energy and consciousness and shit like that. He says I need to find my inner Zen. Idk what that means but he's getting really hard to be around."
"You think it's a phase or something? My brother went emo for like a year."
"Nah bro I don't think so... I think he actually went full monk."
"Full monk?? You never go full monk..."

by MasterMonk January 28, 2017