monkaphant

a monkey and an elephant that breed and have a baby. It has fur all over its body, eats bananas, and has hands like a monkey. It has a large body and big ears like and elephant.

Oh My Monkaphant; Holy Mother Monkaphant!, ect.

monkaphant by Princess Sarah June 20, 2007

Monkachango 

Noun. A singular chunk of mango
Plural, Monksachango

Can you please pass me that monkachango

Monkachango by JSTAR1999 March 26, 2021

monkephant 

a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.

That child is behaving like a goddamned monkephant.

monkephant by Patrick F. Johnson September 8, 2005

Donkaphant 

a political party made up of democrats(donkeys) and republicans(elephants).the Donkaphants that are running this country are comprised of right to far right politicians. they masquerade as two different parties but are really one and the same.

The donkaphants are continuing to favor laws benefiting the wealthy and corporations over the best interest of the American people.

Donkaphant by rollinthunder133 July 23, 2011

David Monkypants 

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

David Monkypants by wibbawobba June 7, 2024