Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011

Montana Elixir

The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.

"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"

by zues2848 August 17, 2011

Hannah Montana

A beautiful, talented singer/songwriter/actress/dancer/horseback rider/juggler/swimmer/rodeo star/performer with a cute Tennessee accent and a great style. She lives a double life of being a regular (but hella smart) school girl by day, and a pop sensation by night. Most of her friends at school know her secret, but if the whole school were to find out, she would never get a break! This pop star has made a great impact on the music industry and nothing would be the same without her. PRAISE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HANNAH MONTANA

Peasant: "Hannah Montana is so dead now"
Me: SHE LIVES

by nothannahmontana February 1, 2014

Hannah Montana

Slang term for cocaine

Hey bro hit me up if you need you that Hannah Montana.

by Fishtits February 15, 2017

Mondane

Mondane is a small insignificant country located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Mondane produces great poultry items such as chickens, chicken farmers, chicken feed, chicken clothes, chicken accessories and chicken houses. Its just basically a chicken country. However, no-one is sure whether this chicken country even exists.

Jeff: Hey fred i havent seen you in a while. Where ya been?
Fred: oh i just came back from Mondane.
Jeff: What the beef is a 'Mondane'?

by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007

Bro Montana

Synonym for friend/ bro. Used in the movie I Love You, Man.

Sydney Fife (Jason Segel) to Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd):

"I love you bro montana".

by joben27238904327403743470324 October 20, 2010

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009