mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 8, 2010

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019

Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Mongoloid

Someone with an ugly face, reminiscent of a Mongol, or someone with the IQ of a Mongol.

"Hey that chip guy has a fat ugly face and is super dumb"
"yeah he's such a mongoloid!

by LoveMonger September 5, 2022

Mongolians

A person who's ethnicity isn't obvious, but some sort of Asian background is apparent in their features. They often subject people to random acts of terror when they are confined in metropolis areas. They like horses, cold weather and to eat people on a as needed basis.

That chick just threw a chair for no apparent reason. Typical Mongolians.

by Shannon92024 November 10, 2010

mongolian shower

a combined shower of urine, period blood and poo.

Having three skanky hookers at my disposal, i took advantage of this opportunity to take a mongolian shower.

by autoreverseaudio November 14, 2007