Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

Pink Mercedes

"Force India or whatever the f*** its called." - Kimi Räikkönen

"It is a Mercedes 1-2-3-4"
"Wait, how?"
"The pink mercedes."
"oh.."

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

asualapa merchant

An asualapa merchant is player in a team who contributes little or nothing to a team’s success but medal wise is really decorated because he was on team during their victories.

“Phil Foden is a really decorated player. Look at the trophies he has and he’s not even 21.”

“Oh please he has potential but he’s an asualapa merchant carried by his team.”

by Ballplayer May 11, 2021

W merchant

A West Ham supporter on Twitter who only can take a W

The W merchant has written: ”Ratio then”

by ToMassive June 5, 2021

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021

Pace merchant

when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: yo, what's a pace merchant

guy 2: when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: oh

😭

Guy 2: 🤣

by 69OOF420 May 18, 2022

Bney Merchav

Bney Merchav is A group of retarded people that didn't meet a woman in their life.

One of the Bney Merchav just told me im fat :(

by Ari Sarf July 12, 2022