Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicletamug. 1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
Get the Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mimug. The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
Get the Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MImug. A love or connection that had real potential but was never fully taken — either you or the other person missed the chance. It’s that bittersweet “what could’ve been” feeling that sticks with you and shapes how you see relationships.
by beam0tew October 19, 2025
Get the mis life lovedmug. Something that at first was a good investment(or buy) But then over time it fucks up(without prior mention from publishers or creators)And it makes you question, "Why Did I Get This?", "Had I Knew This Shit Earlier I Would Not Had Got This" or "They Should Have Fixed This Before Releasing This?" Thous Making It a Mis-Investment
Person 1: Damn, Should Have Not Gotten Black Ops, Was a Total Mis-Investment -_-
Person 2: Why's That?
Person 1: Because It Be Fuckin Up, Be Glitchin Like a Motherfucker
Person 2: So!!!
Person 1, They Should have fixed this shit before i got it, It's a Mis-Investment
Person 2: Why's That?
Person 1: Because It Be Fuckin Up, Be Glitchin Like a Motherfucker
Person 2: So!!!
Person 1, They Should have fixed this shit before i got it, It's a Mis-Investment
by Tarif 91 January 25, 2011
Get the Mis-Investmentmug. To explain that only one person gets you, understands you, and in all reality could love you. That person that makes you realize all the happiness you needed to find and filled a could with depressants, uppers and pycedelics for so long was because you were indefinitely always meant to reaize held you to a point that you found the home you always needed in that one persons heart.
Mikkioeli indestu mi Although the world and it’s inhabitants situations and relationships have seperated us you are the only person that could ever make my mind right and I am forever lost until you see that too. Although to know you are happy is all I need to feel and know to continue to live through hell in this life with or without you. P2: damn bro your creeping me the fuck out bye. P1: ... wow I’ve never felt more stupid for being myself...
by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019
Get the Mikkioeli indestu mimug. “Mi s’perng “ is a khmer slang created by Cambodian people known as “ you whore or you slut “ in English. that can be used for unexpected situations, and to cussed out on somebody with purpose.
A pick me girl : suddenly hit on your crush with tension
U : gg merl Mi s’perng ng tt hz ( aggressively gossip )
U : gg merl Mi s’perng ng tt hz ( aggressively gossip )
by Kshi December 28, 2021
Get the Mi s’perngmug.