Topo Mile

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.

"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."

by meizlizard July 19, 2009

Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015

Delaware mile

A unit of distance that is anywhere between a kilometer and a standard mile.

The exit numbers on this highway are in Delaware miles.

by AnonymousPatcher July 17, 2014

Wild Mild

British slang for an erection.

"Dude, Aari totally has a wild mild"
"Who gave it to him?"
"Probably Steven"

by RigMaster14345 April 14, 2017

40 mile and grass

When you say Minecraft into your phone’s text to speech

Hey you want to play 40 mile and grass
I mean Minecraft*

by Aced Future August 26, 2018

The Mile

The Mile is the most feared P.E. course for all grades through all schools. The Mile i usually where the coach has all of the students line up and run a mile and the students usually are put in a death or death running situation because facing the gym teacher will get you killed but running the mile will kill you more slowly and painfully then a million beatings to the spleen! Good luck running the mile!

P.E teacher: alright everyone! we are going to run The Mile today!

that one kid: im feeling really sick now, and my head is about to explode, i think i need to go home right this second!

P.E teacher: nope jimmy, you have to run the mile like everyone else.

by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.

Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile

by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014