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Microwave Technician

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022
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microwave

A place where you put food
1:That's a huge microwave. 2: I know, raightsic? 2: Imma step inside it.
by 123456iknowhowtocount March 6, 2023
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Micronation

1.) A small country that declares independence from a larger nation but is usually only recognized by other legitimate micronations such as Sealand or Qarsherskiy.

2.) A fake, non-legitimate micronation usually made as a joke or by some child who wants attention. They may claim that a small rock is a whole country and do role playing and genuinely aren't taken seriously like Sealand and Qarsherskiy.
The Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy is a legitimate micronation that doesn't seem cringe. They have 1,947 residents and multiple square miles of land.
by Yaa Haida May 2, 2023
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Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.
That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.
by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023
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Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.
My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.
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Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.
by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023
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microwave

a compact cooking oven. there is also a joke saying that running a microwave at 3am is the loudest thing in existence
me: i gotta heat my spaghetties
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by уour mum December 16, 2023
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