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Mickey mouse 

The most fucking popular mouse on the god damn earth that is not even used that fucking much made by Walt Disney after Oswald was fucking bought by what ever company only to by bought back for epic Mickey in the 2000s I don’t get why the rat fuck is still around eh his name was gonna be fucking Mortimer which was changed because I don’t fucking know
Ha hey every body it’s me Mickey mouse
Mickey mouse by Doritos day October 29, 2020
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Mickey Doolie 

Don’t touch your Mickey Doolie at the dinner table

Mickey pp 

When your girlfriend has a big ass and you have a big dick
Dude last night me and my girlfriend did the Mickey pp
Mickey pp by Zombie mj08 November 21, 2020

Mickey mouse 

When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house
Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her

Mickey duff 

Mickey Duff was a well known boxing promoter whose name is now universally used as rhyming slang for marijuana.

Mickey Duff = Puff
If you want me to roll one up you’ll have to pass me my Mickey Duff.
Mickey duff by Loftier January 23, 2021

Mickey Mouse Club 

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Mickey Mouse Club by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

Mickey'd 

To be forced into vigorous procreation and subdue to the demands of a certain mouse, who speaks in shrill exclamations and questions. This often occurs beyond general sight in dark and unseen places, where the human mind is left to lurk in the murky waters of soiled imagination and troubled perspective. Alternatively, the phrase can also refer to the Walt Disney Company when it purchases a new brand or subsidiary company.
"I told Vince to stay out of empty subway cars, but he wouldn't listen; and when his guard was down, he got Mickey'd."

"No, it doesn't surprise me that Disney bought Amazon. When Lucasfilm got Mickey'd, I knew that it was only a matter of time before the inevitable happened."
Mickey'd by Tazmily February 3, 2021